11 Things Not To Buy A Woman For V-Day
The only thing worse than getting nothing for Valentine's Day is getting stuck with a horrible V-day gift on this one day of exaggerated love. I can see a bad Valentine's Day coming from a mile away. And ladies, I know I'm not the only one. Below is a list of things to absolutely, positively, 100 % never get a woman for Valentine's day.
#1. Self-help Book
Could you go back and grab the book about breaking up with him on V-day? Asking for a friend....
#2.. Workout Clothes
"I think he just called me fat"
#3. Household Appliances
#4. Chocolates and flowers
Step ya game up podnah..... We are not in high school anymore!
#5. A Gift Basket (pre-packed)
Yeah THAT'S reaaally personal....
#6. His and Hers Gift
So, basically you got a two for one that I have to share with you. *side-eye*
Who told you this was ok?
So, you're hinting around ON VALENTINE'S DAY that you wanna meal?
You're gonna buy me spanx, but no dress? Who does that?
#10. Fake Jewelry
Fake jewelry's just not sexy, playa!
#11. Nothing at all
Go ahead and lose that number, podnah!