Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Dolly Parton’s Dollywood Theme Park Temporarily Closes Due to Wildfire
Guests residing in the park's cabins were evacuated, but the park itself has reported no damage so far.
Shannen Doherty Posts Photo of First Radiation Treatment
"I look like I'm about to make a run for it, which is accurate," she wrote in an accompanying caption. "Radiation is frightening to me.”
Brad Pitt Cleared by FBI Over Alleged Plane Incident
Brad Pitt has been cleared by the FBI regarding an incident that reportedly occurred on a private jet between the 'Benjamin Button' actor and his son, Maddox.
Gwyneth Paltrow Reacts to ‘Exciting’ 2016 U.S. Election Results
“People are clearly tired of the status quo," she said.
Taylor Swift Wrote A New Song Called ‘Better Man,’ Gave It To Little Big Town
But who's the song about?????
Starbucks Unveils Temporary Green Cups, Customers Erupt With Rage
The new design is meant to represent unity, but Starbucks customers aren't having it.
Gwen Stefani: Blake Shelton Was ‘An Unexpected Gift’ In the Midst of Divorce
"...finding somebody who was going through the exact same experience? That was an inspiration."
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star Camilla Luddington Pregnant With First Child
Grey's Anatomy actress Camilla Luddington is expecting her first child with boyfriend Matthew Alan.
Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!
‘Jessica Jones’ Season 2 to Be Directed Entirely by Women
Each episode of Marvel's Jessica Jones Season 2 will be directed by a woman, which is, sadly, newsworthy in the year 2016.
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
‘American Horror Story’ Renewed For Season 7
The popular FX horror series has been renewed for a forthcoming seventh season, just weeks after the show's Season 6 premiere.