Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Simon Cowell + Carmen Electra Are Officially a Thing. Well, Sort Of.
A whole lot of speculation later, Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is non-exclusively dating model and 'Baywatch' babe Carmen Electra, whose name we're almost surprised anyone still remembers.
Painfully Adorable Pair Zooey Deschanel + Ben Gibbard Are Officially Divorced
It's already been a year since saucer-eyed 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard filed for divorce -- and according to papers dated Dec. 12, the hipster duo are now officially kaput.
Brooke Mueller Is Really Hoping Rehab Facilities Have a Frequent Flier Program
Thanks to an Adderall addiction, Brooke Mueller, better known as Charlie Sheen's third ex-wife, is back in rehab for the 19th time.
No, that's not a typo.
And Now Anne Hathaway Knows Why She Should Always Wear Panties [PHOTO]
Don't celebrities ever listen to their mothers? You should never leave the house without clean underwear. And you should definitely not leave the house without any underwear.
Especially when you're climbing out of a car where people are lying in wait to photograph your ladybits.
Unfortunately for Anne Hathaway, she never listens to her mother, so her panty-less vag took center-stage during her ar
‘Senator Stephen Colbert’ Has a Nice Ring to It, Don’t You Think? [VIDEO]
When news broke that South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint was resigning at the end of the year, several media outlets decided that Stephen Colbert -- who grew up in the Palmetto State -- would make a great replacement. And 'The Colbert Report' host sees no reason to rebuff their efforts.
Sounds like Ashley Judd may not be the only celebrity considering a senatorial run. Or ... not.
Robert Pattinson Offered Six Figures to Let Girls Go Wild All Over Him
Douchebag extraordinaire Joe Francis, the founder of 'Girls Gone Wild,' took an innocuous mention of his scantily-clad lady franchise uttered by 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson and ran with it -- offering the sparkly vampire $100,000 to appear in one of his videos.
Presumably with his shirt on.
Demi Moore Has a Brand New Boy-Toy to Play With
Demi Moore can officially be dubbed a repeat cradle-robber, as the 50-year-old actress has snagged a new young'un for the nursery: 26-year-old Vito Schnabel.
Mitt Romney, Madonna + More Land on GQ’s List of 2012’s Least Influential People
Barbara Walters may have her generically boring 'Most Fascinating People' list for 2012, but to us, GQ's 'Least Influential People' list is a lot more interesting.
Favorites include failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, vehicular danger Amanda Bynes, palate destroyer Guy Fieri, the hilariously titled "Whoever Directed John Carter," and perennial Oscar host Billy Crystal.
Congratula
Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Is Already a Model. We Fear This Will Not End Well. [PHOTOS]
Dannielynn Birkhead, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is following in her mother's footsteps -- no, not the ones with a penchant for breast implants, drugs and octogenarians.
Like her mom, young Dannielynn is now a GUESS model.
Jennifer Lawrence Had a Car Accident and It Was All Honey Boo Boo’s Fault [VIDEO]
She's been blamed for many things, and now Honey Boo Boo is apparently responsible for movie stars' car wrecks, too. At least that's the story Jennifer Lawrence gave Jay Leno on Monday night.
Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter Stephanie Arrested After Possible Heroin Overdose [UPDATED]
Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, the 19-year-old daughter of Jon Bon Jovi, was arrested at Hamilton College in upstate New York on Wednesday morning after an alleged heroin overdose.
Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.