Davy Jones Autopsy Report Released

The Davy Jones autopsy report has been released, and just like most thought, the cause of death was a Heart Attack. That was expected… but not the Giggle-Weed.

To be fair, we can’t officially say it was marijuana in his system because the coroner said it was “Cannabinoids”. (Weed… or at least a class of drugs that includes marijuana… I like to think it was weed, I mean Gilligan just LOVED the pot… Mary Ann too. Why not Davy Jones?  I bet he called it “reefer”.)

It did not cause his death, and no other drugs were found in his system.