Not content with all the tail he was regularly getting in the Playboy Mansion and eager for something deep and real, Hugh Hefner finally tied the knot with generic bimbo Crystal Harris, who was likely eager for bank accounts that were also deep and real.
Well, so much for that: Hugh Hefner confirmed Tuesday that his wedding to 25-year-old model Crystal Harris has been called off.
"Crystal has had a change of heart," he said via Twitter.