Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Here’s a question: Why do the Ninja Turtles wear masks? What could they possibly have to hide? Are they worried people will discover their secret identities as mutant turtles who work as, like, electricians or tech support?

What do you get when you take the mutant out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?”  That would be Michael Bay’s upcoming live-action movie adaptation of the popular pizza-loving crimefighters.