Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Octomom Takes Home the Oscar of Porn, Wins ‘Best Celebrity Sex Tape’ at the AVN Awards
Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, can now add Adult Video News Award winner to her expansive resume -- she won the AVN win for Best Celebrity Sex Tape this weekend, and you just know her eleventymillion kids will be super-proud of that someday.
Notorious Meanie Steven Tyler Calls Off His Engagement to Erin Brady
Steven Tyler and Erin Brady, his fiance of one year and girlfriend of five, have officially split up. Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with his penchant for dressing like a '70s era Stevie Nicks -- and everything to do with how he treated her.
‘Twilight’ Nominated for All the Razzies Ever
Hollywood has its Golden Globes and its Oscars, but us humbler folks have the Razzies, an awards show created to honor the very worst in cinema. From painful movies to pathetic acting, the Razzies have spent more than three decades punishing the worst of the worst with a $5 award that's glamorously spray-painted gold.
And this year, there was one clear frontrunner in the list of nominees: 'The Twi
People Like Congress Less Than Cockroaches, More Than the Kardashians
It's no surprise that Americans don't like politicians, Congress in particular. In fact, a recent survey showed the governmental body is less popular than even cockroaches and colonoscopies. Even still, more Americans would rather hang out with their local congresscritter than a member of the Kardashian family.
Naomi Campbell Injured After Getting Attacked and Mugged in Paris Last Month
Former supermodel and upcoming reality show mentor Naomi Campbell was robbed on the streets of Paris while trying to hail a cab, resulting in a torn ligament in her leg. Where were her cell phone throwing skills when she needed them?
David Letterman to Oprah: ‘Jay Leno Is the Most Insecure Person I Have Ever Known’ [VIDEO]
David Letterman went on 'Oprah: The Next Chapter' (because her final chapters will never be final) to talk about his affair scandal and his rivalry with fellow late-night talk show host Jay Leno.
Britney Spears Might Get Fired for Being Even More Boring Than the ‘X Factor’
It's been a rough few weeks for Britney Spears. She's the target of a ridiculous lawsuit, her mentee Carly Rose Sonenclar lost the 'X Factor' because LeAnn Rimes is a pathetic mess, and now she's being fired from her gig as a judge on the talent show.
Private Investigator Claims Whitney Houston Was Murdered, Finds Lost City of Atlantis
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Paul Huebl, a “top Hollywood private investigator,” has video evidence that Whitney Houston was murdered and has given all his findings to the FBI. And, of course, the National Enquirer.
Victoria Beckham Was Doomed to Spinsterhood Before David Came Along
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, a dour-faced maiden named Victoria Beckham was alone -- so terribly alone, for no one wanted to date her. But then along came her white knight, David, who brought joy to her life and a smile to her face.
Wait. This must be a different Victoria and David because everyone knows Mrs. Beckham never smiles.
StarDust: Light a Cigarette and Madonna Won’t Torture You With Song + More
- Madonna won't perform if the audience smokes. Even outside.
Blake Lively + Ryan Reynolds Share Shots from Their Pretty, Faceless Wedding [PHOTOS]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds quietly wed in a South Carolina ceremony back in September, but nary a photo of the event has surfaced, proving that even celebrities can keep this type of thing private if they want to.
Domestic dictator Martha Stewart was heavily involved in the nuptials, so it makes sense that her namesake wedding magazine has the first pictures released to the public -- but if yo
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This $12 million mansion in the Pacific Palisades area of Southern California was just snapped up by an R&B singer who will most likely use every room in the home to take topless photos of herself and share them with the internet. In other words, the manse is a punishment to us all.