Best Thing to Do After Crashing Your Car? Steal a Banana, Of Course [VIDEO]

It sounds like this guy peeled outta there.

A man drove his car into gas station in Newington, Connecticut on Wednesday around two in the morning, took a banana from the shelf and ate it before fleeing the scene.

The bandit did not appear to take anything else, so we'll just go ahead and assume he needed the potassium boost for his getaway.

Authorities have yet to apprehend the goon, who has clearly given new meaning to the term "monkey business."