Man Calls Police After Strippers Fail to Show Up at His Hotel Room
Some things just make me laugh-snort, this would be one of them.
Apparently, the strippers at the On The Border gentlemen's club in Franklin, Wisconsin don't always honor honor a gentleman's agreement.
An Illinois man, who was visiting Wisconsin last week, dropped $1,000 in lap dances on two of On the Border's finest strippers, in part because the ladies promised him they would come to his hotel room later that night and perform "private" lap dances for free.
Well, the strippers never showed up at the 37-year old's hotel, and when the clock struck 1:26AM, he called the police to claim that he had been cheated.
While it doesn't appear that police seriously investigated his complaint, it did leak to the press, so we can all get a good laugh about it.
I always say: "Never pay your contractors before the work is done". Seems to hold up in this situation as well.